The Summer of ‘09

Hello Everybody! We’re all terribly sorry about the lack of updating and general information about what we’ve been doing– it’s just that we’ve been so busy stuffing envelopes! We want to thank all of the people who’ve been ordering; and a special hat tip to those on the other side of the Atlantic.

Also! Fake Problems has been having a great time on tour. There’s a lot of stuff on You Tube. I’ve decided to save my imbeded media for promotion of a film Sean and I made on tour, named Le Percolator. Le Percolator

Future releases? Well, we’ve got some stuff cooking. It’s all in the works. I’ve got to let Derill shoot off the big announcements, but, who knows, perhaps it’ll be a v-log or something. Our Frank Turner has a new record coming out on Epitaph this fall. It’ll be serious. Paper+Plastic/Epitaph are doing all of the wax stuff now adays, but since those are both real labels we’re very happy to pass Frank on. Actually, he’s going to let us release one more of his older records, in the future.

And now, everyone’s favorite part of my updates– the shit talk.

I recently ran into these four losers in Buffalo, NY. They’re a Fake Problems / No Idea rip-off from South Florida. Instead of coming under the wing of yours truely, these innovators are really shaking up us corporate boys by opening for us then being rude. If they hadn’t run off so quickly I would be posting a police beat from that evening. I hope somebody does something awful to their van or something comically bad happens to them.

A cold hard look at when assholes shapeshift.

A cold hard look at when assholes shapeshift.

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